{"id":955,"date":"2010-12-01T11:50:08","date_gmt":"2010-12-01T19:50:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/katherinemalmo.com\/blog\/?p=955"},"modified":"2010-12-01T11:50:08","modified_gmt":"2010-12-01T19:50:08","slug":"animal-voices","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.katherinemalmo.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/01\/animal-voices\/","title":{"rendered":"Animal Voices"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is nothing funnier than a human speaking for an animal. Except maybe a human balancing something on an animal\u2019s head, that can be funny too.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if one reason I\u2019m not in love with Norah is that I can\u2019t find her human voice. We spoke for Emily all the time. Maybe it\u2019s a necessary part of bonding and perhaps we can\u2019t develop one for Norah because there\u2019s nothing going on in her head. She doesn\u2019t have anything to say.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I\u2019ve watched this three times. I\u2019ve cried every time. There\u2019s nothing funnier than making a cat speak. Nothing.<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"432\" height=\"305\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/X3iFhLdWjqc?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"432\" height=\"305\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/X3iFhLdWjqc?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is nothing funnier than a human speaking for an animal. Except maybe a human balancing something on an animal\u2019s head, that can be funny too. I wonder if one reason I\u2019m not in love with Norah is that I can\u2019t find her human voice. We spoke for Emily all the time. Maybe it\u2019s a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-norah"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.katherinemalmo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.katherinemalmo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.katherinemalmo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.katherinemalmo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.katherinemalmo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=955"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.katherinemalmo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/955\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":962,"href":"https:\/\/www.katherinemalmo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/955\/revisions\/962"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.katherinemalmo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.katherinemalmo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.katherinemalmo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}